Did you drop a clanger?
A spanner in the works?
Did it all pour out the wrong way
Bent out of the shape through the Chinese whispers?

Oh Clarence, I – I do believe
This life is killing me
It's become a chorus of Nottingham
And the radio lifted the curse
Newsflash, who flooded the forest?
Good sir, you've got a lot of nerve

Through towers tall
And scared little trees
This old banger carries me up
And away
Lightning has struck
Twice in the exact same place
Can't get in the club
Can't get out of the rain
Or get over it, get over it
And remember not to forget that I'm

About as subtle and as playful
As a hammer-headed shark
But I could name you every service station
On the M6 off by heart

Test results prove inconclusive
As to whether your world is round
Mine is a Rubik's Cube
So pass it on or go and figure it out

It's all bloody bloody
It's all bloody bloody jamboree
This banger carries me up
And away
Couldn't give a flying fuck
What the old draconians say
Lightning has struck
Rain, rain go away
Or get over it, get over it
And remember not to forget about me

Hey now, hey now, hey now
We're tumbling down a rabbit hole