[Verse 1]
If you like me, you can buy me, and take me home
When you see me, on your TV, I'm alone
You can call me, tell your story, on the phone
You can hear me, over blue seas, I'm alone

[Chorus]
You can't see me, I'm not really there
You can't see me
You can't see me, I'm not really there
You can't see me

[Verse 2]
When you need me, come and see me, and take me out
In the evening, when we're sleepy, lay me down
All the crazies, try to space me, and I don't know
I'm not easy, don't try to please me, xenophobe

[Chorus]
You can't see me, I'm not really there
You can't see me
You can't see me, I'm not really there
You can't see me

[Verse 3]
If you like me, you can buy me, and take me home
When you see me, on your TV, I'm alone
You can call me, tell your story, on the phone
You can hear me, over blue seas, I'm alone
[Chorus]
You can't see me, I'm not really there
You can't see me
You can't see me, I'm not really there
You can't see me
You can't see me, I'm not really there
You can't see me
You can't see me, I'm not really there
You can't see me