[Intro: Spoken]
(What's the name of this song?)
(Fat and alone!)
Fat and alone. Five twenty-nine oh one, take one
Here we go
(Is it ready?)

[Verse 1]
Fat and alone
You're on your own
And no one is calling
On your telephone

[Chorus]
Things aren't getting any better
(You're fat and alone)
And you stretched out all your sweaters
(So fat and alone)
Things aren't getting any better
They never, no never

[Verse 2]
Fat and alone
You're out on your own
King of blubber
Sitting on your throne
[Chorus]
Things aren't getting any better
(You're fat and alone)
And you stretched out all your sweaters
(So fat and alone)

Things aren't getting any brighter
(You're fat and alone)
And you're not getting any lighter
(Fat and alone)
No never, no never, no never
(So fat and alone)
No never
(No never, no never)

[Outro]
You're so fat
You're so fat
You're so fat

You're fat

[Spoken]
Eh, you're fat! I'm not fucking fat. Who said that?