Grandma says I’m going to hell
Cause I met a boy and we make rock music
And the trouble is I know she means well
If I’m-a misbehaving, it’s the devil’s doing
She says:
"Life is a test, and only the best
Will be spared"

[Chorus]
And that’s why, I’m still a believer
I’m still a believer
I’m still a believer
So if you ever meet my grandma
Don’t believe her

Grandma’s got a load to carry
Cause her own granddaughter is a no-good heathen
I should have been a missionary
Then I’d have the right to tell the folks what to believe in
I’d say
"Life is a test, and only the best
Will be spared"

[Chorus]
And that’s why, I’m still a believer
I’m still a believer
I’m still a believer
So if you ever meet my grandma
Don’t believe her

Life is a test, and only the best
Will be spared

[Chorus]
And that’s why, I’m still a believer
I’m still a believer
I’m still a believer

Cause I’m still a believer
I’m still a believer
I’m still a believer
I don’t know what I believe in
But I’m hoping that Jesus
Won’t send us all to hell
When He finally sees us
And that if He meets my grandma
He’ll get a second opinion