Joe had a good face
But he preferred frogs
And invertebrates
To all of the girls
That his sister entertained

Joe was never afraid
He saved my arm
From an electric gate
I may have played dumb
Just so he’d notice me

Some alternate universe exists
Some alternate universe exists
Some alternate universe exists
Where you can be exactly who you dreamed

Joe kindly explained
How reptiles constrict and
Swallow their prey
And I thought that’s gross
I’m gonna go watch T.V

One coldblooded day
I watched Joe become
A diamondback snake
Oh the things we do
To find our true family

Some alternate universe exists
Some alternate universe exists
Some alternate universe exists
Where you can be exactly who you dreamed