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The notorious Brainspiller was today captured
After a four hour showdown with police
Leaving twenty-seven police officers and all nineteen hostages
Dead

Not just another story, not just another filler
Not just another channel thinkin trigger happy killer
Not just another story, not just another filler
For all the little boys and girls, Brain Spiller

Not just another story, not just another filler
Not just another channel thinkin trigger happy killer
Not just another story, not just another filler
For all the little boys and girls, Brain Spiller

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Public enemy number one guaranteed
Public enemy number one, yes indeed
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