Mom, do we have to go?
(Fred)
I don't want to!
You know how I hate the, the...

Evil, evil, evil dentist
Evil, evil, d-d-d-dentist

I-I've been dreading this
Dentist appointment (no)
I start to sweat when the nurse she calls my name
(Fred)
She looks at my teeth
I get anxiety
Esprcially when I see the frown that's on her face

I said I brush my teeth
At least once a week
The dentist walks in the room and says "Hello, Fred"
He looks in my mouth
He's gettin grossed out ("ahh")
I should've listened when my mom said

Don't forget to brush, oh
Or it'll be too late
Don't forget to brush, oh
Or you're gonna have to feel the pain
From the evil dentist
Evil, evil, evil dentist
Evil, evil, d-d-d-dentist

Got 15 cavities
The dentist smiles at me
He says he'll need a bigger drill
He's gotta go deep
What's with the hypodermics?
He says it doesn't hurt but
I think that he's not being totally honest with me

Here comes the Novocaine
I gotta look away
Suddenly I'm feelin kinda light in the head
Then he puts on my mask
Here comes the laughing gas (ha ha ha ha)
I shoulda listened when my mom said

Don't forget to brush, oh
Or it'll be too late
Don't forget to brush, oh
Or you're gonna have to feel the pain
From the evil dentist

Evil, evil, evil dentist
Evil, evil, d-d-d-dentist
It's over now... and I was brave
But now my tongue is numb... so is my brain!

Hey... Hey mom... I... I can't feel my tongue
I... I... I can't feel my
Hey... this feels funny...
Hey... he pulled out my two front teeth by mistake!

Don't forget to brush, oh
Or it'll be too late
Don't forget to brush, oh
Or you're gonna have to feel the pain
From the evil dentist

Evil, evil, evil dentist
Evil, evil, d-d-d-dentist