[Intro]
Who doesn't like potatoes? (Tater haters, seriously!)
Who doesn't like potatoes?

[Verse 1]
I like my French fries, a la mode
Potato chips with my sushi rolls, yummy!
I don't know how anyone says no
To mashed potatoes with some escargot

[Chorus]
(Tater haters)
They must be out of their minds
(Tater haters)
You know it's just not right
(Tater haters)
It's nothing less than evil
Not liking tater tots should be illegal

[Post-Chorus]
Who doesn't like potatoes? (I don't know!)
Who doesn't like potatoes?

[Verse 2]
Potato ice cream is what I like (Yum!)
Scalloped potatoes peanut butter on rye
It's a food group... all into itself (it's proven)
I never want to eat anything else
[Chorus]
(Tater haters)
They must be out of their minds
(Tater haters)
You know it's just not right
(Tater haters)
It's nothing less than evil
Not liking tater tots should be illegal

[Post-Chorus]
Who doesn't like potatoes? (Seriously, I don't know!)
Who doesn't like potatoes? (What's wrong with you?)

[Verse 3]
I don't understand
Someone's got to stop it!
I think it's so sad
A cheese fry unwanted
Let me hear potato lovers everywhere (Whoo!)
Scream it out, put your hands up in the air (Whoo!)
Deep-fried, any time, every way is how I like
Give 'em to me day and night

[Bridge]
Who doesn't like potatoes? (I don't know!)
Who doesn't like potatoes? (Come on!)
Who doesn't like potatoes? (I don't know anyone!)
Who doesn't like potatoes?
[Verse 4]
I like 'em baked, filled with whipped cream (Uh-huh)
Potato pancakes with refried beans (Whoo!)
Don't know how anyone could say a bad word (really)
Who doesn't like potatoes... for dessert

[Chorus]
(Tater haters)
They must be out of their minds
(Tater haters)
You know it's just not right
(Tater haters)
It's nothing less than evil
Not liking tater tots should be illegal

[Outro]
Who doesn't like potatoes? (I don't know!)
Who doesn't like potatoes? (It's impossible!)
Who doesn't like potatoes? (I really don't know!)
Who doesn't like potatoes? (Seriously)