You know my Mom is always getting me really weird Christmas presents (Fred!)
I mean, doesn't she know what I really want? (Well you never told me!) (Cash!)
Turtle necks... Thanks, but no thanks! (Cash!)
I don't want any of that stuff
You know what I'm sayin'?

Don't need no video games
They only fry your brain!
Don't want a squirrel shaver
Got enough stuff!
Don't need back acne cream
Or any fried beans
No MP3 player
I don't want much

(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
Nothing too fancy
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
One thing I like, (If you really want to know!)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
You don't have to ask me
I can make it easy for you all I want for Christmas is

(Cash!)
Cash, money, (money) money! (Money)
I need it
(Cash!)
All I really want is (Cash!)
Cash, money, yeah! Money, (Money)
You don't even have to wrap it
You know just what I need
Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Ho!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Hard cash
Christmas cash!

Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Yeah!)
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Yeah, I'm rich!

Don't need a cell phone! (Nuh-uh)
Can call myself at home, (huh?)
Don't buy me clothes
I only need my one shirt (It's good enough for me!)
Don't need no wart remover
Electric train or scooter
Instead of shopping let me save you the work (Just trying to be nice!)

(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
Nothing too fancy, (Let me explain!)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
One thing I like! (Christmas cash!)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
You don't have to ask me
I can make it easy for you
All I want for Christmas
Is
(Cash!) (Money) cash, money, (yeah!) money! (Money!)
Cash! Christmas cash all I really want is (I need it!)
(Cash!)
Cash, money, (money) money! (Money!) (Everyone!)
You don't even have to wrap it
You know just what I need

Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Yeah, cash!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Hard cash
Christmas cash!

Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Yeah!)

Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Yeah I'm rich!

Save the aggravation
Crowds and lines and waiting
It's really you I'm thinking of
Why not keep it simple? (Come on!)
Why not give a little cash! Cash! (yeah!) Money money money! Money!
Money! (Yeah!)
(I thought you loved that fruit cake?)
Christmas cash! (Fred!)
Give it to me
Give it to me
Give it to me
Now!

(Christmas cash?)

C-c-c-c-c-c-Cash! (Fred really?)
I like it!
What I really want for Christmas

Cash!
Cash, Money, (Money!) Money! (Money!) Cash!
All I really want is, (Cash!)
Cash, Money, (money!) Money! (Money!)
You don't even have to wrap it
You know just what I need!

Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Ho!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Give it up! (Christmas cash!)

Money, money, money, money, money (Hey!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Yeah!)
Money, money, money, money, money (Ho!)

Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Yeah, I'm rich!

(Ah! Hahahaha!)