(FRED)
Today I love this day
Cuz' today is the LAST day of Schoooooooooooooooooooooooooll!

(CHORUS)
The best day of school is the last day of school! (2x)

(FRED)
Goodbye Geometry, Goodbye Homeroom

Goodbye to the stench of Ms. McGurken's Tea Perfume!

(CHORUS)
The best day of school is the last day of school! (2x)

(FRED)
No more Wet Willies

Spitballs in your hair

The last day they'll hang you by your underwear!

(CHORUS)
The best day of school is the last day of school! (2x)

(FRED)
Goodbye lunch food, HOW DO WE SURVIVE!?!
I won't miss the meatloaf.....

IS IT ALIVE????

BE GONE CURSED BEAST, GO BACK TO WHATEVER CRUEL MEATLOAF WORLD YOU CAME FROM!!!!!!!!!!!!

D I E , D I E , D I I I I I I I I E E E !

Sorry!

(Short Instrumental Break)

(FRED)
ALRIGHT EVERYONE, THIS IS OUR BIG FINISH, SO LET'S REALLY MAKE IT COUNT!

(CHORUS)
The best day of school is the last day of school! (2x)

The best day is the last day...

It's the best day, cuz' it the Last Day of Schooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!