Not even Poseidon put Trident in his master plan
A three-pronged scheme to defend us from undersea man

What a witless thing to say you'd do when we all know
Goat Boat won't go

Spending time with Einstein would be helpful for you; you might learn a bit
Bending climates and shining the shit on your shoe, with the whole world's spit
Quite uptight to cling to this delusion when we know
Goat boat won't float

All puffed up with a bluff they'll eventually call
As horny devils engender to render the fat from us all

Grotesque obtuse overreaction waiting to occur
Goat Boat must go