Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (22x)
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team
Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (16x)

Yes, You would give me kiss if I were on the soccer team
I know this because you are girlfriend of Rasheem
If I had a jersey with my number on the back
Then you would be my girlfriend and you would give me smack
When I'd dial a telephone call you would call me back
You would take me for a ride in your Cadillac
You would give me milk, to go with my Apple Jack
But you dont. This hurt Hashmere like a thumb tack
I play chess, but you dont care
Still like soccer player with his very long hair
And I ask for half a candy-cane you would not share
This made me mad like a big grizzly bear!
Every time I try out for team I get chopped
Coach says to me, Hashmere you need to stop
No I do not care, and I keep on trying because I think
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team

Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x)
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x)
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?

I like to paint, and I like to draw
But that doesn't mean I can kick a soccer ball
You dont even say hi when you see me in the hall
Tried to give you kiss but you push me and I fall
If I wore the Umbros and a pair of cleats
Then you would want to do a sex on the bed sheets
Then we would go out and get a bite to eat

We would have a sandwich with lettuce and meat
Then we'd go back home and watch Jerry Letterman
I know you like Rasheem but Hashmere's the better man
He might be good at soccer but I think he's too mean
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team!

Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x)
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x)
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
For two weeks I practice night and day
But I'm still not good enough for the portion that we play
Guess what I discover while I'm at the Jiffy Lube?
Hashmere is very good at Rubik's Cube
I can separate white and red from the green
I will chop a pony (and slightly give you teen????)
And yes, I am better at the Rubik's Cube than James Dean
And I am better at the Rubik's Cube than Charlie Sheen
If my pants be dirty I wash them and they're clean
Could have been my queen
I could have been your king
But now all women want to date this mean machine
I don't need you, bitch. I'm on the Rubik's Cube team!!!

Rubik's, Rubik's, Rubik's... (9x)
I don't need you and I don't need your soccer team
Cause now bitch, I'm on the Rubik's Cube team
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
Rubik's, Rubik's, Rubik's... (9x)
I don't need you, bitch, or your soccer team
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?