Thank you for calling the Waffle House can I help you?
Hello!, yes, yais.....Who is this?
This is Sue
Alright, hello Sue
I'm ready to place my order for food to take off home
First.....two hotan sandwaches are preety good.....and uh
You want what?
Two hotan sandwaches and a salad bowl...and doo....doo, doo Mr. Cokes
I can't understand you
What?!?
Two cokes and....
Doo...no Mr. Coke.....Two Mr. Cokes. Do you like those?
Do you have those to sell?
Have what?
Mr. Cooooookkkkeeee.....Mr. Coke....
Ya know like da drink with.. the drink...
Two cokes?
Two Mr. Cokes
What else?
Two sandwiches
What kind of samwich
What kind do you ha....Samwich?
Is there an m in the american word of sandwich?
Bacon egg cheese, Ham egg cheese, BLT...
Wooahhh....good. Can you do that again is that a song?
Do it again one more time please
Quarter cheese, patty mayo, BLT, grilled ham and cheese, Grilled cheese
(sings along)
Good. You have been practicing your p's and q's..have you not
What would you like?
I want the first one that you made on the list
Quarter cheese?
Wha...No could I get half of one?
Grilled ham and cheese?
No..just a half of...a half of a cheese
Grilled ham and cheese?

No!!!! Who say hhham? No one here is saying hham!
Just tell me whatcha want I got ta go
Alright, I want the quart...haif
One half, one an a half of a quater cheese
We dont have one and a half...We dont have half
Deluxe, oh Deluxe definatly
You dont have half? ALright, two and a half then
We dont have halfs you want two?
*In southern drawl* Hafff?
What.. What does tha..Oh!
You were saying what I was saying in a different way
You want two grilled ham and cheese?
No...no...I want two cheese deluxe
Two grilled cheese deluxe?
With a side of mayonaise. Mackshmayenose
Two grilled cheese with...
No! What dey fudge! Not grilled cheese, two quater cheeses
Two quater cheese?
DELUXE! Cmon misses you dont you are not...
Speak english and I can understand you
How long have you been working at this place?
Ive been here 17 years, how long uve been in America?
Ooohhhh now youve done it
Now youve fudged the bucket and told me too many words too know
Do you want anything?
Yes I do. Im ready to order now
Two quarter cheese?
Two big deluxes
OK. What else?
A Mcshake
We dont have milkshakes
Ah..Na..God damnit......You say youve been working here soooo long
Like a hot shot, but you dont even know what you have
Alright list *she hangs up*
Shhiiiiaaaat....Shiiaat