[Verse 1]
Curtain with nothin behind it
Didn't lose a thing but I'm gonna find it
The tape is cued up but I'm tryna rewind it
Stuck outside but locked inside it
I've got a bad attitude
I'm tired of everyone in my crew
Waiting around for Hüsker Dü
To get back together and play some tunes

[Chorus]
Bad trip. Someone tell her
Don't make deals with the creep in the cellar

[Verse 2]
You can't stop the cretins from hoppin
Died on a plane with the Big Bopper
I saw your mom she's off her Rocker
I know a way to earn a dollar
I need a ride to the other side
Tripped on a sun beam, blew my mind
Close your eyes and try to drive blind
Feels like I'm going through an Eventide

[Chorus]
Bad trip. Someone tell her
Don't make deals with the creep in the cellar
[Chorus]
Bat shit fucking crazy
Don't let Stacy watch your baby

[Chorus]
Bad trip. Someone tell her
Don't make deals with the creep in the cellar

[Verse 3]
Walk me home Joey Ramone
Andy Wood, Mother Love Bone
My Girl, Good Son, Home Alone
Jeremy, Daughter, Even Flow
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Heaven's Gate was really a bummer
Neve Campbell and Liv Tyler
Oasis, Tony Blair, and Blur