Dane Cook
Fuk And The Finga
I've been swearing a lot lately
Ever go through those modes where you just can't help but swear
All the time? Fuck is like the best word ever. It really is
It's perfect. It's just FUCK
I's cuz it's got the ffff and the uh and the CA!... Fu-ca!
When somebody finally says Hey Fuck you!, there's nothing better
I just look at them and I go yeah. Yeah that's right fuck me
Good use of fuck right there
You really gotta emphasize the fff too, right
Say fuck, FUCK. You can't- you gotta hit the F. You can't go f -UCK
Doesn't have the same who-uh-kuk. Can't just hit the K. UCK. No
This guy, now we got in this little beef, we got in this little fight, right
And he yelled fuck you. And there's nothing about- once somebody
Hits you with fuck you. That's it. There's nothing better
There's nothing about- you can't come back with... Oh? Fuck me?
Yeah uh Gaylord! No, doesn't have the same-
The he gave me the finger, this dude gave me the finger
He gave me the best finger I've ever seen
You know, sometimes people give you the finger and it's sucks
They're like
*fart*
Trick or treat! And you just laugh cuz they don't- no form or anything
It's just this stump, this little pig... pig hoof. Wee
Yeah that's a good one. This dude he fuckin was like *BOOM*
He fucking- it was huge! He had like 8 knuckles man
It was like a rocket, it went *SHOOO*
It exploded in the sky and a thousand tiny fingers rained down on me