Dane Cook
Parking Structure
I was over at your a... I went to one of these malls
You got a big mall going on over there
The galleria there. Holy Shit!
I went over to the mall
I, I had to park nearby in a parking structure
You know when you park... in the parking structure...
You you you know you go up like, there's like 40 stories
And you always have to park up on the fucking roof
What do they pave that with? What is that? That's not concrete
Whatever that's paved - you could be like driving 5 miles an hour
It sounds like you're in a chase scene from Chips!
It's like

SCREECH

I'm backing up!

SCREECH

What the fuck is that? You got sneakers on
You're trying to walk in

SCREECH

Where's the door?!

SCREECH

Keep it going for that joke

*Appluase*

Keep it going. That's only the first of many

In fact, let me do that one again just so we all feel like we're a part of it

You ever go to the mall there, The Galleria? There's a parking structure
What is that paved with? It's not cement
*Dane Chuckling*