"I'm a big practical joker man, I love to play practical jokes
I have one for you guys, you gotta try this
Really simple, very effective
Next time your at the airport, your at the airport
You see someone waitng for their flight, ok, they're just sitting there
Reading a paper whatever, just chillin out
Here's what your gonna do, just like this
Walk over to them really slowly, just walk
Stand right in front of them, wait till they feel you there
You know what I mean?
When they finally look up at you, just really seriously look them in they
Eyes and go like this...
"Don't get on the flight."...hehe...
You know they're sittin' there going
"I don't think I should get on this fucking flight. I think an ANGEL
Just told me not to get on the flight! Thank you angel wearing jeans!"

How bout this one right. All you need for this is a pair of gloves
Just take your gloves, right
And go down to the bank. Get behind all the people in the bank
Give the person in front of you a little nudge, just a little nudge
Wait till they turn around, and when they turn around
Start putting on the gloves and say...
"Now would be a good time to leave, right now."
Either that or take out a piece of paper and a pen and say...
"Hey, how do you spell shoot-you-in-the-fucking-face?
Come on, hurry up, one word? What is it?"

Here's a fun one right
Guys, next time you at a bar, whatever, and you see a girl at the bar
Just walk up to her and go like this...
"Hey, are you gonna walk to your car by yourself later?
I'll be over here watching you all night