[CANDACE]
Ever since I was young, you know, I hated dissension
Among my peer group, it caused a whole lot of tension
When the other kids were slouching, I would stand at attention
And I've always looked so good in white
Now I'm a bad mamma-jamma, and I rock a mean helmet
If I see a rebellion, then you know I'm gonna quell it
I'm a certified, full-blown armor-wearing zealot
And it feels so good to know I'm always right

You can see exotic worlds across the galaxy
In the Empire...

[BUFORD & BALIJEET]
In the Empire...

[CANDACE]
You can be all that they want you to be
You get a 401k and your meals are free
In the Empire

[BUFORD & BALIJEET]
In the Empirе...

[CANDACE]
In the Empire
[BUFORD & BALIJEET]
In the Empirе...

[CANDACE]
I don't know but I've been told
The Rebels need to be controlled
We'll round them up and put 'em all in stocks
But first we've gotta get Darth Vader socks!

[CANDACE, spoken]
It's so not fair!
I mean, why am I still on sock detail when Gladys from Accounting got promoted to Commander
And she doesn't even know how to hold a blaster?
No, I mean, really, she failed that part of the exam four times
She held it backwards and upside down
But no, she's a second cousin of some midlevel Darth, and so she gets a promotion? What about me?
If they would just open their eyes
They'd see that I've got everything it takes
I could be the stormiest Stormtrooper ever!

[BUFORD, spoken]
Ya feelin' better?

[CANDACE, spoken]
Yeah, thanks
[CANDACE]
You can see exotic worlds across the galaxy
In the Empire...

[BUFORD & BALIJEET]
In the Empire...

[CANDACE]
You can be all that they want you to be
You can march to the beat of conformity
In the Empire

[BUFORD & BALIJEET]
In the Empire...

[CANDACE]
In the Empire

[BUFORD & BALIJEET]
In the Empire...

[CANDACE]
In the Empire

[BUFORD & BALIJEET]
Buford and Baljeet: In the Empire...
[CANDACE]
In the Empire!