Uncle Outrage
Gayest Ballad EVER

[Verse 1]

Kickboxing nor taekwondo will help you not get raped
Rapists are not afraid of bruises and/or scrapes

[Chorus]

You, maybe you, maybe you
Won't get raped
You, maybe you, maybe you
Won't get raped

[Verse 2]

Take a look outside your window
You will not get raped
Thousands of gods and demons have
Extinguished the whole lake

[Chorus]

You, maybe you
Can have a stilted leg
You, maybe you, maybe you
Won't get raped