Uncle Outrage
You’re Ugly And You Have No Friends
Come on over here
I'd like to tell you something
I don’t like you very much
Shark attack!
I will always love me, me
I don't like your face
I don't like your ass
I don’t like your groans
I don't like your hair
I don't like anything about you
You're not funny and you're not cool
You turn no heads at the pool
I don't like anything about you
Why are you even here?
Stop being here and start being there
I don't like anything about you
Oh, oh, ohh, ahh