Uncle Outrage
None of the Ninjas Are Here Tonight

The streets are all empty
There's no one to fight
None of the ninjas are here tonight

Got my knee pads on, triguns and a knife
But none of the ninjas are here tonight

And besides the corner store
A girl sits staring at the floor
She loves the ninja
But now there are no more
Now there are no more

I've gotta settle the score!