[Verse]
Cut them down and chop them up
Take them to the lumber yard
I'm sick of looking at all these fucking trees

Those Greenpeace losers should get a job
And stop fucking bothering everyone
Everyone, everyone

[Chorus]
Stop bothering the government
Environment's for losers
Stop bothering the government
Environment's for losers

[Outro]
Now, you'll see
My devotion to trees
You'll see
Just why I hate all trees