Sugar Crisp or Raisin Bran?
Decide right now, I doubt I can
I see more and more cereals
Do I want the frosting?
Or do I want the tiny marshmallows?
Captain crunch and Count Chocula
Corn Flakes
Wow!
Those all start with C!
Those all start with -

If you cannot decide, we’ll buy that Life cereal shit!
And you'll finish every bowl, and like it! And like it!
What kind of retard eats strawberries in their cereals?
Shit! Surely not me!
I have milk, like a real man!
But that's not my point! Here is my point:

Marshmallows should not be in cereal
They're not part of a nutritious breakfast
(We fеd human souls to aliens?)


It's time for
Breakfast!
Brеakfast!
Breakfast!
Breakfast!
Breakfast!
Breakfast!
Breakfast!
Breakfast!


(And god is punishing America it is because of the pornographers the homosexuals and the degenerates!)
(And what do you think -
What do you think is gonna happen to the pornographers? When theyyyy when they die?)
(They are going to burn in hell)
(You think so,huh?)
(Yup)
(I know it a steamy pit of whatever?)
(A BURNING PIT OF SEWAGE IS WHERE THEY'RE GOING!!)
(Yes)
(YOU KNOW THAT!!!)
(Uhhhhh)
(It's time for breakfast)