[Intro]
Rock!

[Verse 1]
She works at Hot Topic
His heart microscopic
She thinks that it's love
But to him, it's next
He listens to emo
But Fat Mike's his hero
His bank account's zero
What comes next?

[Pre-Chorus]
Same song; different Chorus

[Chorus]
It's stupid, contagious
To be broke and famous
Can someone please save us
From Punk Rock 101?
My Dickies, your sweatpants
My spiked hair, your new Vans
Let's throw up our rock hands
For Punk Rock 101!
[Verse 2]
She bought him a skateboard
A rail-slide, his knee tore
He traded it for drums
At the local pawn shop
She left him for staring
At girls and not caring
When she cried because she thought
Bon Jovi broke up

[Pre-Chorus]
Same song; second Chorus

[Chorus]
It's stupid, contagious
To be broke and famous
Can someone please save us
From Punk Rock 101?
My Dickies, your sweatpants
My spiked hair, your new Vans
Let's throw up our rock hands
For Punk Rock 101!

[Bridge]
Don't forget the delay
On the very last word
Seven years later
He works as a waiter
She married a trucker
And he's never there
The story never changes
Just the names and faces
Like Tommy and Gena
They're living on a prayer
(Did you just say that?)

[Chorus]
I said it's stupid, contagious
To be broke and famous
Can someone please save us
From Punk Rock 101?
My Dickies, your sweatpants
My spiked hair, your new Vans
Let's throw up our rock hands
For Punk Rock 101

[Outro]
It's stupid, contagious
To be broke and famous
Can someone please save us
From Punk Rock 101?
My Dickies, your sweatpants
My spiked hair, your new Vans
Let's throw up our rock hands
For Punk Rock 101
(Same song; different Chorus)
It's stupid, contagious
To be broke and famous
(Same song; different Chorus)
Can someone please save us
From Punk Rock 101?
(Same song; different Chorus)
It's stupid, contagious
To be broke and famous
(Same song; Different Chorus)
Can someone please save us
From Punk Rock 101?