Still in bed but it's time to go
You bump your head
You stub your toe and the landlord says the rent's two(2) weeks behind
You catch the train but the train breaks down
It starts to rain
You walk downtown to the only lousy job that you could find
Your boss says, "you're not working here no more"
But here she comes like a vision
Sliding through the door

You say
Oh my god
Oh my god
Where did she get that body?
What's she got on the iPod that gives her hips that sway?
She knows she's an eleven(11)
But if I was do low seven(007) now
I would take that girl to heaven each and every day
But things just
Don't seem to go my way

It's Thursday night no time to pout
Cause you got no job might as well go out
And head down to the playground of the stars
So you brush your teeth and you smoke some dope but there's Mr. T
The velvet rope and all the pretty people
Getting out of long black cars
T says, "you're not getting in here tonight"
Here she comes again
Stepping to the front of the line

You say
Oh my god, oh my god
Where did she get that body?
What's she got on the iPod that gives her hips that sway?
She knows she's an eleven(11)
But if I was do low seven(007) now
I would take that girl to heaven each and every day
But things just
Don't seem to go my way

No, no, no, no, no, no

You're back at home and you're back in bed
You're all alone with an aching head
You close your eyes as the sun comes streaming in
It could be better but it could be worse and it's not like it's some evil curse
You drift off to the place, where dreams begin
There she is just talking to some guys
But you walk right up
You look that girl
Straight in the eyes

You say
Oh my god
Oh my god, baby!
Where did you get that body?
Baby what you got on the iPod that gives you hips that sway?
You know you're an eleven(11)
But I feel like go low seven(007) girl
I wanna take you straight to heaven each and every day
Tonight things
Just might be going my way
Tell me baby
Are you gonna go my way
You know things just
Don't seem to go my way