[Verse 1]
Out on the streets, I'm lookin' for some crack
I got a pipe in my mouth and a body in the back
I see a yuppie slut, she's droppin' some litter
So I call the paddy wagon and ram it up her shitter

[Chorus]
Paddy wagon rape
I can't get a date
Paddy wagon rape
Honey, I'm workin' late

[Verse 2]
Get on the horn, gotta call up the boys
The paddy wagon's rockin', she's makin' lots of noise
So I give the bitch a kiss, I give her titty a rub
Yeah, the guys really lose it when I fuck her with my club
(Sock it to her, Tubb)

So climb aboard
There's always room for more

[Chorus]
Paddy wagon rape
I can't get a date
Paddy wagon rape
Honey, I'm workin' late
[Verse 3]
Cheered on by my buddies, I slam at her vaj
(I put a whippin' on her cunt and a hurtin' on her ass)
Hell, I can't believe that they gave me a badge
(I put a whippin' on her cunt and a hurtin' on her ass)
When you're a cop on the beat and you're hung like a horse
(I put a whippin' on her cunt and a hurtin' on her ass)
It's not surprising when they kick you off the force
(Back up, bitch, I'll pull an OJ on your ass)

So climb aboard
You know
There's always room for more

[Chorus]
Paddy wagon rape
I can't get a date
Paddy wagon rape
Honey, I'm workin' late
Paddy wagon rape
I can't get a date
Paddy wagon rape
Honey, I'm workin' late