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Good evening parents, tonight I'm gonna take you on a tour: Club Bad
Where all the bad little kiddies go
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It's a balloon filled with the gas called nitrous oxide
Laughing gas, hi hi hi hi hi, ha ha
But this is no laughing matter
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By various means and methods, anything necessary
Some things that you quite won't be accustomed to
So I think we'll put each and everyone of you, with your own individual on camera
So that you can take pictures of these bad little kiddies, doin' these bad little things
For tomorrow's paper
So whip out your fifteen dollars and prepare to enter Club Bad
Hi hi hi hi hi, ha ha
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Not here more than thirty seconds and already I see a bad little kid doin' bad little things
He is sucking on a balloon
Now, this is not an ordinary balloon, parents
It's a balloon filled with the gas called nitrous oxide
Laughing gas, hi hi hi hi hi, ha ha
But this is no laughing matter
Camera's ready, prepare the flash
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