There was snow on the ground, but it was a sunny day
And we knew that our snowman was bound to melt away
So we asked our mom, and though it did not please her
She said we could keep our snowman in the freezer

He's in the freezer, he's our snowman
He's in the freezer, getting a frost tan
He's in the freezer, keeping cold as he can
He doesn't go to school
He just keeps cool in the freezer

We feed him bits of frost and lots of ice cubes
And we show him to our friends
When we come home from school
We watch him as hе sits there next to thе frozen squash
'Til dad shuts the door and says, "It's starting to defrost"

He's in the freezer, he's our snowman
He's in the freezer, getting a frost tan
He's in the freezer, keeps as cold as he can
He doesn't go to school
He just keeps cool in the freezer

One night at suppertime, my mom said it was sad
As she told us of the ice cream that we could've had
Our snowman was taking up all the room it seems
And she didn't have a place to put our ice cream

He's on the sidewalk, and he's melting fast
You know a snowman is not meant to last
It won't be long now before he melts away
And we're having ice cream for dessert today
It's in the freezer
It's in the freezer
It's in the freezer