[MICHAEL ("DIMAGGIO")]
Hurry, hurry, step right up
See the star who lives for the spotlight
Turn the mics and cameras on or she feels incomplete

Now before it hits the screen
Watch us play the final scene
Right here on Lexington and 52nd Street

[NEWS REPORTER]
It is chaos down here on 52nd and Lexington! Film star Marilyn Monroe brings Hollywood to Manhattan as she films Billy Wilder's Seven Year Itch

[MICHAEL ("DIMAGGIO")]
Hurry, all you faceless men
And catch the end of the match of the century
You're just in time for the final round
'Cause I know when I'm beat

See the girl who's become a joke
See the man whose heart she broke
Right here on Lexington and 52nd Street

From Hollywood to Niagara Falls
In barber shops, on barroom walls
The things I thought were only mine
Are up for grabs, so get in line!
Hurry, hurry, take a peak
The traffic stops for the queen of the movies
The centerfold live in the flesh, so get a ringside seat

You want to see what her husband sees?
Just wait for the next subway breeze
Right here on Lexington and 52nd Street

[IVY ("MARILYN")]
Joe! Joe! Where's Joe? Oh, Joe

[MICHAEL ("DIMAGGIO")]
Hurry, hurry, going fast
Watch the fool as he heads for the exit
He sees what she has to have, and he cannot compete

See the girl who's ten feet high
See the man who's learned to cry
Right here on Lexington and 52nd..