[Verse 1]
I wish you were a girl
A girl who is soft as silk
But silky from the inside out
Don't get me wrong, I like you anyway
I'll be with you today
You can show me your way

[Refrain]
'Cause I feel green, if you know what I mean
Don't be so nice to me, 'cause I feel awkward

[Verse 2]
I wish you were a girl
But I'm not sorry that you're not
'Cause I'm still flattered
Don't get me wrong, but everything's so new
'Cause I'm not scared for some reason
'Cause I got naked with you

[Refrain]
'Cause I feel green, if you know what I mean
Don't be so nice to me, 'cause I feel awkward

[Chorus]
'Cause if you were a girl (woah)
Nothing would seem to matter
'Cause if you were a girl (woah)
I wouldn't really care
[Verse 3]
I wish you were a girl
I hate what I just said
I wish you were a girl for some reason
I don't know, but someone told me to

[Refrain]
'Cause I feel green, if you know what I mean
Don't be so nice to me, 'cause I feel awkward

[Chorus]
'Cause if you were a girl (woah)
Nothing would seem to matter
'Cause if you were a girl (woah)
I wouldn't really care
If you were a girl (woah)
Come on over and see me
If you were a girl, woah

[Bridge]
I'm sinning for another answer
I'm sinning for my right to care
I'm laughing but it's not so funny
So take me far away from here

[Outro]
I wish you were a girl, I wish you
I wish you were a girl, I wish you
I wish you were
I wish you were a girl, I wish you
I wish you were a girl, I wish you
I wish you were