[VERSE 1]
[CAPTAIN AMERICA]
Let me show you a place where everything's wonderful

[TONY STARK, spoken]
We never lose a girlfriend

[CAPTAIN AMERICA]
Where you gotta be hot if you wanna fight crime

[THOR, spoken]
My hair, my abs...

[CAPTAIN AMERICA]
Sometimes life gets dangerous when there's a new bad guy
But we're not scared, and I'll tell you why

[TONY STARK, spoken]
Jarvis, drop a beat

[Chorus]
[ALL]
'Cause there's no world like the Avengers'
Where everything's alright
You know the bad guy the moment you see him
Always a man and always white
[LOKI, spoken]
That offends me

[ALL]
When Justice League comes 'round, we know we'll be preferred
'Cause there's no place as perfect as the Avengers' world

[VERSE 2]
[CAPTAIN AMERICA]
Let me show you a world that's always appropriate

[BRUCE BANNER, spoken]
'Cause I got my special stretchy pants!

[CAPTAIN AMERICA]
Where the only romance I want is one dame

[PEGGY CARTER, spoken]
And he doesn't even get it

[CAPTAIN AMERICA]
Where guys with goatees are friendly
And science geeks are buff
No one needs a secret identity
Except Black Widow, who did some bad stuff
[BLACK WIDOW, spoken]
Shhh

[Chorus 2]
[ALL]
'Cause there's no world like the Avengers'
Where there's not much to avenge
Where radiation poisoning's a good thing
And your wounds all magically mend

And we'll make bank off heroes whose names you've never heard
'Cause no one else turns a profit like the Avengers' world

[BRIDGE]
[BLACK WIDOW]
Welcome to a world of civilians
Who are all in mortal danger but you never really see any die
A world where Tony Stark created Ultron
'Cause things are so perfect that we gotta make our own bad guy

And yes there are some problems with S.H.I.E.L.D

[CAPTIAN AMERICA, spoken]
Not this shield!

[BLACK WIDOW]
But their cover-ups are are sloppier than what's beneath this patch
[NICK FURY]
Gross!

[BLACK WIDOW]
So feast your eyes on a world so groovy
That a female superhero can get her own movie!

*silence*

[BLACK WIDOW, spoken]
Guys, come on, you all have your own!

[Chorus 3]
[ALL]
'Cause there's...
No world like the Avengers'
Where no one's really dead
We brought back Bucky Barnes, Coulson, Loki and Fury
And fans don't feel misled

And this movie's not out, but we've all signed for a third
So you can bet no one's dyin' in the Avengers' World

So you can bet nobody's dyin' in the Avengers' World!