We are talking shit
Uh-huh, we're talking shit
Yeah we're talking shit
That's right, we're talking shit

We're the Yeastie Girlz
Gonna lay it on the line
Gonna talk about the stuff that comes out yo' behind
So if you're scared of defecation well you'd better run fast
'Cause we're talking 'bout the stuff that comes out your ass

Talking shit
Uh-huh, we're talking shit
Yeah we're talking shit
That's right, we're talking shit

We're clueing you in, gonna give you the scoop
'Cause everybody's got something to say about poop
So you'd better not listen to us if you're a prude
'Cause we're gonna get dirty and we're gonna get rude

Talking shit
Uh-huh, we're talking shit
Yeah we're talking shit
That's right, we're talking shit
Sometimes it's brown and sometimes it's green
Sometimes your body's making like a farting machine
Sometimes it's yellow and sometimes it's red
Sometimes it's got a stink that's gonna wake up the dead

Talking shit
Uh-huh, we're talking shit
Yeah we're talking shit
That's right, we're talking shit

Sometimes it's runny and sometimes it's firm
Sometimes to get it out you gotta grunt and squirm
Well your bowels are moving, they're starting to pump
I think you're getting ready for the monster dump

Yeah the monster dump
(Farting)

Talking shit
Uh-huh, we're talking shit
Yeah we're talking shit
That's right, we're talking shit