Before the show, we were kinda bored and I was sitting around, playing with some tampons and stuff. And it occurred to me that it's possible to play a tampon applicator.

You can do this at home...or at the bus stop...or waiting for a job interview--you know, just sitting in the office and whip out your applicator. It's really easy, you just stick your hand--your finger--in the smaller part. It's good for your men too, to get them acquainted with what women deal with once a month. Stick your finger in the bottom part, the smaller part, and blow into it as you would a bottle or a flute. And you can move it up and down, like that. [Whistles]

[Applause]

Wait, you haven't heard anything yet! Let's see if I can do this.

[Whistles "Ode to Joy"]