Underground, overground, Wombling free
Relph and his pet subo, Common are we
Making good use of the things that we find
Things that the everyday folks leave behind

Uncle Bulgaria, he can remember the days
When he wasn't behind the times
With his map of the world
Pick up the papers and take them to Tobermory

Relph are organised, hes a wee bit road
Relph are tidy and relph are clean
Underground, overground, Wombling free
Relph and his pet subo, Common are we

People don't notice us, they never see
Under their noses a relph may be
Roadman by night and we roadman by day
Looking for litter to trundle away

We're so incredibly utterly devious
Making the most of everything
Even bottles and tins
Pick up the pieces and make them into something new
Is what we do