On a cloudless day
As he puts in the 10p
For the telephone tantrum
It was for the last time
Just a quarreling couple
It was for the last time
But think about the children
Who can't afford you

Kenneth Baker is a sick man
Kenneth Baker is a sick man

And all those industrialists
Yeah, those laudable lynchmen
With their crippling losses
And their crippling gains
But think about the children
Who can't afford you

Kenneth Baker is a sick man
Kenneth Baker is a sick man

And there are those, heaven knows
Who wank kids' brains off every night on the telly
But think about the children
Who can't afford you