You caught me with my pants down
Swiping through my holiday pics
Lately I've been thinking
Maybe I could be an Instagram bitch
But it's so fucked up doing bits on TV
While mum's back at home watching you on the big screen
Is that making history?
History

What are we looking for
When being famous matters more?
What are we looking for?

All these fake celebrities
With a blue tick souvenir
They're already dead to me
We won't give a fuck in a year
You gotta sing la la la la la
That's the quickest way to be an overnight star
These fake identities
I'll just wait for something that's real

Everybody says I can't say the fucking f word
(I just said it)
But I'm not saying anything your kids haven't already heard
What are we looking for
When being famous matters more?
What are we looking for?

All these fake celebrities
With a blue tick souvenir
They're already dead to me
We won't give a fuck in a year
You gotta sing la la la la la
That's the quickest way to be an overnight star
These fake identities
I'll just wait for something that's real

The irony is that I'm writing pop songs
So I can get plays on Radio 1

All these fake celebrities
With a blue tick souvenir
They're already dead to me
We won't give a fuck in a year
You gotta sing la la la la la that's
That's the quickest way to be an overnight star
These fake identities
I'll just wait for something that's real