Good Friends

[BUZZ]

When you've got good friends

You got a good life

Think about that

When you've got good friends



[KAREN, spoken]

Buzz, you're getting sentimental



[BUZZ]

You've got it all



[MARGO, spoken]

Hold on, you're getting to me



[BUZZ]

For when life is cruel

And they call you fool

You're not alone

If you've got good friends

On whom you can call

Good friends

Who couldn't care less

If you're a failure

Or a success



They're there whatever you do

They like you for you

Not your money or your gorgeousness

Friendship is a ring

A circular thing

It never ends

So kick off your shoes

You're with good friends

You're with good friends



[MARGO]

Life is full of frets

Remorse and regrets

Doors that are locked

When you've got good friends

You've got the key



[BUZZ]

As you go through life

There's three things you need:

Money is one

Number two is sex



[MARGO & KAREN]

All the way



[BUZZ]

You know number three:



[MARGO, BUZZ, & KAREN]

Good friends

Who really don't care

If you're a swinger

Or you're a square



[MARGO]

I know that you two

You never could do

One mean thing to me



[KAREN]

Oh, I wish I'd never drained that tank



[MARGO, BUZZ, & KAREN]

Friendship is a ring

A circular thing

It never ends

And we've got it good



[BUZZ]

We've got good friends



[MARGO, spoken]

Without you life is empty!



[KAREN, spoken]

Empty?



[BUZZ, spoken]

Hey, baby, you're a gas!



[MARGO, spoken]

T'anks!



[KAREN, spoken]

Gas tanks?



[MARGO, spoken]

It's just like New Year's Eve!



[KAREN, spoken]

Eve? Eve, gas, empty tanks! What have I done to my-

(Karen faints.)



[MARGO & BUZZ]

Good friends!



(spoken)

Good god!