[HEALY]
This is Bert Healy saying ...
Hey, hobo man
Hey, Dapper Dan
You've both got your style
But Brother
You're never fully dressed
Without a smile!

Your clothes may be Beau Brummelly
They stand out a mile --
But Brother
You're never fully dressed
Without a smile!

Who cares what they're wearing
On Main Street
Or Saville Row
It's what you wear from ear to ear
And not from head to toe
(That matters)

So, Senator
So, Janitor
So long for a while
Remember
You're never fully dressed
Without a smile!

[BOYLAN SISTER]
Ready or not, here he goes
Listen to Bert
Tap his smilin' toes

[HEALY]
[spoken] Ah, the lovely Boylan Sisters

[BOYLAN SISTERS]
Doo doodle-oo doo
Doo doodle-oo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Your clothes may be Beau Brummelly
They stand out a mile
But, bother
You're never fully dressed
You're never dressed
Without an

[CONNIE BOYLAN]
S-

[BONNIE BOYLAN]
M-

[RONNIE BOYLAN]
I-

[CONNIE BOYLAN]
L-

[ALL THREE]
E
Smile darn ya smile

[ALL]
That matters
So Senator
So Janitor
So long for a while