[Intro: Eric Cartman]
Fuck you Kyle! Fuck you Stan!
You're cool Kenny
Also, again FUCK YOU KYLE!
The hottest outta—

[Verse 1: Eric Cartman]
The hottest out of Colorado
Mob don, I’m the junior soprano (Let's go!)
No Barbrady, yeah, no Five-O (Ooooh!)
Better pay us when the rent due, no Kylo
Fuck you Kyle, do this shit in style (Shit in style!)
Another body, better add it to the pile
I'm the best fuckin’ rapper out the park since J Roc
It don't matter what yo bitch says, you really ain't hot
Casa Bonita king, dare yo ass to come and spin
Keep a Trump card, Imma call that bitch a Garrison
I got lots of movement ‘round me, big boy with the gumption
Go and ask Scott Tenorman if I'm someone to be fuckеd with
I'm the king of South Park bitch, down (Bow doooown!)
Imma pipe Wendy down in PoundTown

[Bridge: Liane Cartman, Eric Cartman]
Now Eric, lеt Butters rap sweetie
But Maaaaam
Now, Now, Eric do as I say
But MAAAAAAAM!
[Verse 2: Butters]
Aww jeez Eric (Mmmmh)
This, this sure is swell
Butters on the beat, lemme pinch you like a freak ho
If you roll with Chaos, we hope you know how to deepthroat
We know, pull up like I'm Greedo
Imma shoot first, dodge a bullet like I'm Neo
Wrap your body in a blanket like Burrito
Got bitched pumping creamy goo, one hell of a libido (Slurp, ahh!)
Making bands on bands at the playground (At the Playground!)
I'm a motherfuckin’ pimp, get you laid down (Get you laid down!)
You can’t go outside when we creepin' (When we creeping!)
We some Wizards and some Witches on the weekend
Boomin, Metro, take a train to your ends
Slide on anybody who is not a friend
Slide on anybody, no one is a threat
Professor Chaos in this bitch, I’m Oppenheimer death

[Bridge: Butters Stotch, Liane Cartman, Eric Cartman]
I'm the king of South Park, bitch bow down (Bow Doooown!)
Imma pipe Wendy down in PoundTown
Now Eric, let Butters rap sweetie
But Maaaaam
Now, Now Eric, do as I say
But MAAAAAAAM!