Kyle's Mom
WEEEEEEELLLLL!!!!
Kyle: "Cartman don't do it!"

WEEEEEEELLLLL!!!!
Kyle: "Cartman I am warning you!"
Cartman: "Ok, ok."

WEEEEEEELLLLL!!!!
Kyle's mom a bitch, she a big fat bitch
She the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

Monday, she's a bitch. On Tuesdays, she's a bitch
And Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a super King Kameihameiha biatch

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair
She's a b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch she's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch

Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit something like this:

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair
She's a b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch she's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch

I really mean it...
Kyle's Mom... She's a big fat cranky bitch
Cuz we're talking about Kyle's Mom...
Yeah
Chaaa