Eric Cartman
I Love to Singa
I love to sing-a
About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a
I love to sing-a
About a sky of blue-a, or a tea for two-a
Anything-a with a swing-a to an "I love you-a,"
I love to, I love to sing!

Give me a song-a
About a son-a gun that went and done her wrong-a
But keep it clean-a
With a cottage small-a by a waterfall-a
Any sob-a that will throb-a to a bluebird's call-a
I love, I love to sing!

I was born a singin' fool-a
Lah-de-dah!
Ol' Major Bowes is gonna spot me
Got through Yale with boula-boula
Lah-de-dah!
Old microphone's got me!

I love to sing-a
I love to wake up with the south-a in my mouth-a
And wave a flag-a
With a cheer for Uncle Sammy and another for my mammy
I love to sing!
The swingin'est
Hot singin'est
Bell-ringin'est
Song singin'est
High tootin'est
Sky tootin'est
I love to sing!