[Verse 1]
Our crew's been sailin' for months on the sea
With just these pirates and the sails for company
The longer I'm out the more I miss those girls ashore
When I get back I'll never go to sea no more!

[Verse 2]
Next day the captain calls and says, "Don't you know
We've plundered lots of ships now let's take those girls at home!"
With a cheer we turned around and sailed for port with speed
When I heard "Land Ho!" I knew I'd get to do the deed!

[Verse 3]
Before the anchor dropped I was off across the shore
To the nearest bar where I flew right through the door
Every girl smiled and their widened with glee
Dolly raised her skirt and then reached out and grabbed me!

[Chorus]
But then Devin stepped up and all the girls swayed
He flipped his hair around and he took my girl away!
Your mate's supposed to be there to come to your aid
But nothing ever seems to get past Devin's Blockade!

[Verse 4]
Next day I ranged farther to the other side of town
When I saw pretty Polly a-shoppin' for a gown
I saw in her dressing room, don't think she realized
But she said, "Come here, sailor, let me try you on for size."
[Chorus]
But then Devin stepped up and all the girls swayed
He painted on his pants and he took my girl away!
Your mate's supposed to be there to come to your aid
But nothing ever seems to get past Devin's Blockade!

[Verse 5]
So I woke up early 'cause I knew that he'd sleep late
And went straight to the brothel, where I wouldn't have to wait
I threw my money on the bar and shouted "Service, please!"
Two sexy girls got up, and three more went down to their knees!

[Chorus]
But then Devin stepped up and all the girls swayed
He grinned and raised an eyebrow and he took my girl away!
Your mate's supposed to be there to come to your aid
But nothing ever seems to get past Devin's Blockade!

[Verse 6]
Sunday met a girl in church, somewhere he'd never been
And said to her, "Forgive me, but I'd really like to sin!"
She grabbed me by the hand and said "You'll come with me
We're going 'round the back," she cooed, "and in the rectory!"

[Chorus]
But then Devin stepped up and all the girls swayed
He sang a stupid bawdy song and he took my girl away!
Your mate's supposed to be there to come to your aid
But nothing ever seems to get past Devin's Blockade!
[Verse 7]
So back to the ship we went it could not get much worse
But as we passed a first aid tent we spied a sexy nurse
Her top was low her skirt was high for it was very hot
In a voice like an angel she said, "Let's see what you've got."

[Chorus]
But then Devin stepped up and the nurse just backed away
"Never seen the like of it!" is what we heard her say
"That's scabies, that's rabies and a healthy dose of clap!
Chlamydia and syphilis don't attack like that!"

But then Devin laid down, we left him there that day
He was a hero to the crew in his own warped, twisted way!
Your mate's supposed to be there to come to your aid
Thank God nothing ever got past Devin's Blockade!
Thank God nothing ever got past Devin's Blockade!

(Door opens, in walks Devin)
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