[Spoken]
Alright, well gosh. I suppose we should sing something
Yeah no pressure... A few people came out...
Alright, well, let's go ahead and start this... with a little traditional Latin flavor
Latino Flavaro! That's Spanish
¡Excritotio! ¡La terea! ¡La biblioteca!
¡Mi láapiz es Camarillo y muy grande!
What? Your "pencil is big and yellow?" OK, who said "yeah?"
That would probably be my dad, he's here tonight
Thanks dad. Alright then...

[Sung]
Santiano gained that day
Away! Santiano!
Santiano gained that day
Along the plains of Mexico!

Mexico, oh Mexico
Away! Santiano!
Mexico is a place I know
Along the plains of Mexico!

Them Liverpool gals don't use no comb
Away! Santiano!
They comb their hair with a kipper backbone
Along the plains of Mexico!
When I was a young man in my prime
Away! Santiano!
I knocked them scouse girls five at a time
Along the plains of Mexico!

The times is hard and the wage is low
Away! Santiano!
It's time for us to roll and go...
Along the plains of Mexico!

[Spoken]
That was alright... that was alright
Yes... thank you!