The bear is on the rampage, the moose is on the loose
Better batten down the cabin door watch your little red caboose
'Cause it's wild out there, it's wild out there
The wolf is on the doorstep and the rabbit's runnin' scared
It's wild out there

The eagle's on the mountain, the fish is in the brook
There's crazy people in them hills, man, I could write a book
And it's wild out there, it's wild out there
They got pepper in their hiking boots and flowers in their hair
And it's wild out there

We jumped into a pup tent and thought up something lewd
The ranger snuck up in the night and caught us in the n***
And it's wild out there, yeah, baby, it's wild out there
Peace is gettin' hard to find and free love's gettin' rare
It's wild out there

The rich man took his money and threw it in the lake
He cried himself a river and the dam's about to break
You know, it's wild out there, it's getting' wild out there
He was given all God had to give but took more than his share
It's wild out there

I jumped into my Hummer, I four wheeled out of town
I'm out here at the crossroads I believe I 'm sinking down
You know, it's wild out there, ho, man, it's wild out there
On the rocky road to heaven crowds of people everywhere
And it's wild out there

The sky is full of smoke, can't tell the forest from the trees
The D.E.C. is bogged down in the mud up to its knees
And it's wild out there, yeah, man, it's wild out there
When there's trouble over paradise you can smell it in the air
It's wild out there

They're buildin' cars in Detroit with no regard or shame
There's poison in my water on the clouds of acid rain
It's wild out there, oh, yeah, it's wild out there
Progress and prosperity sure make a pretty pair
And it's wild out there

The blue grass boys are pickin', there's lightning in the woods
They never took a lesson, but they all sure play good
And they're wild out there, them boys are wild out there
There ain't no education like that cold, clean mountain air
And it's wild out there
Grandpa's in the woodshed with his secret magazines
Little sister's smokin' loco weed and drinkin' kerosene
She's goin' wild out there, oh, brother, it's wild out there
Grandma's got an outboard motor on her rockin' chair
And it's wild out there

Osh, baby, it's wild out there, it's wild out there
And it's wild out there
Mmm, hmm, mmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm