[Intro]
(Booty call!)

[Verse]
Hey!
Nobody needs a Thneed
A stupid thing no one will ever need
The Thneed is dumb
The Thneed is lame
Who's the idiot who came up with that name? (Booty call!)
Oh, right, that was me

Nobody needs a Thneed (Ha-ha-hackity-ha)
A stupid thing no one will ever need (Ha-ha-hackity-ha)
The Thneed is dumb, the Thneed is lame (Ha-ha-ha)
Who's the idiot who came up with that name?

[Hook]
Nobody needs a Thneed
(Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bring it now.)
You don't need it, I don't need it

[Chorus]
Whoa!
Watch me go
Diddley bo, diddley bo
That's a double paradiddle
That's a triple paradiddle
Flap, flap, fiddley flap, fiddley bop
Look at me play, look at me play
Ah! Got hands like silver
Hey! Hey! Whoa! Ooh!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, yeah, yeah
Aw! Dig me now, dig me now. Ah! Hey! Aw!
Move it, move it! Yeah, yeah! (Booty call!)