Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off of Santa
That's what Grandpa's gonna do (Woohoo!)
Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off of Santa
'Cause Grandma would of wanted him to

Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off of Santa
He knows the law is on his side (On his side)
Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off of Santa
Santa's going for a ride (Oh my)

Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off of Santa
That's what Grandpa's gonna do (Aha!)
Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off of Santa
'Cause Grandma would of wanted him to (No pantalones)

Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off of Santa
He knows the law is on his side (On his side)
Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off of Santa
Santa's going for a ride
Santa's going for a ride
Santa's going for a ride
(On the nose?)