[Intro]
Uhhhhhhh
I'm tryna think!
7-6-5-4-3-2-1

[Verse 1]
I made a deal with God while my body was shaking like a casserole
Feeling prone to deadly repercussions I said into my pillow
Yesterday it got in my head that going to bed was keeping me down down

[Chorus]
Isn’t this the cemetery lifestyle

[Verse 2]
(Cemetery lifestyle)
I woke up in a Nando’s carpark dressed in a banana suit
This wouldn’t bother me so much if I owned a banana suit
Holding my breath, checking my pulse, and feeling like death is following me round round

[Chrous]
Isn’t this the cemetery lifestyle

[Interlude]
Where's my shovel?
(That's good, that's good)
[Verse 3]
I pop in for tea, it gets to be a quarter to three
I’d better leave now, now
I pick up the phone about to go broke
I'm heading out downtown

[Chorus]
Isn’t this the cemetery lifestyle
Isn’t this the cemetery lifestyle