I'm ugly, I'm uglier than you
I got a paper bag on my hat rack
So my ugly little head
Can get through the day
I'm a disaster I'm Hindenburg
I'd show my ugly face if I had the nerve
That's the thing about me
It's the way I was put together
So that's why

Oh sometimes I worry bout myself
I am ugly

I'm a weirdo, I'm weirder than you
Stole my neighbor's mail, paid all his bills
And when he came to thank me
I told him go fuck yourself
'cause I'm bananas
I'm the whole damn bunch
Throw me in a basket case, put me in your lunch
That's the thing bout me
It's the way I was put together
So that's why

Oh somеtimes I worry bout myself
I am ugly
Hey man, can I ask you somеthing man?
Mhm
Do you think I'm ugly?
Can I be honest?
Yeah
You're fuckin hideous

I'm ugly
I'm an alley cat
Screams on a back lot pulling a rat (rat rat rat rat)

And my mirror is afraid
To tell me the truth
That I'm ugly
But so are you
Couple hens short of a chicken coop

That's the thing about me
It's the way I was put together
Ugly