Heh! Both feet up, watchin' tv
Some place to feast my eyes, oh
I’ve always tripped on commercials, yeah, yeah
This one blew my mind, oh

Hey, tell me who you're gonna call
When you need that affection?
You got to have it quick (Got to have it quick)
Just aim your love line
In her direction, oh

All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, ah, yeah
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh, whoa, aw

Three dollars, first minute, gosh, man
After that, cost ya four
And she be up for negotiations, mm hmm
If you call back for more

Now who you're gonna call
When you need that special (Special)
Little something?
You can say what you like
It's all confidential, woah
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, huh
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, whoa

[Guitar Solo]

Hey!

All you bad, bad boys
(Get your mind blown)
All you bad, bad boys
Dial 1-900-SPANKED

All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh, hey
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, ooh

All you bad, bad boys
Yeah, it's the spank line, yeah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
All you bad, (Wooh) bad boys
Just call her up, ha, call her up
1-900-SPANKED

All you bad, bad boys
1-900-SPANKED
All you bad, bad boys
Just call her up
It's the spank line
Yeah, oh, ow
1-900-SPANKED…