Shrivelled dick it was, I was
I try to stick till you branch off
But as it was, it was, I was
Confused, reused, and all-improved

She said "don't be too hard on yourself"
I said "I'm not hard enough at al-"
-most there, I swear
I swear to God
I swear I'm gone
De bom bom bom

Anyway, what else to say
The burger girl lettuce astray

All your friends went, and all your friends were [x3]
All your friends were
Trying to get me off
Can't get it up

Enough, enough, enough, enough
Enough, enough, enough
I can't get it

So how is your vernacular
Confused, reused, and all-improved
Pathetic phallus
Pathetic phallus
Pathetic phallus
Pathetic phallus
I can't get it

So as it was, it was, it was
Confused, reused, improved
Can't get it up